I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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