he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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