belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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