I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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