but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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