Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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