Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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