the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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