the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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