But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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