As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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