I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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