these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
its not stalking. its research.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She's the barista slut.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize