love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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