I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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