its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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