Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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