apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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