I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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