There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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