Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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