She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
