Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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