Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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