We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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