I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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