I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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