There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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