spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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