Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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