I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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