i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
