She is in my trunk
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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