She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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