I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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