Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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