I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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