It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
