You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
