Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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