Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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