yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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