the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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