Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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