Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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