I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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