We won't sleep together?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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