Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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