It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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