So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
They took my balls.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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