you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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