try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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