Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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