Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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