Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
