Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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